100 JOKES

1. I read on the newspaper that sending text message causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’s why I have decided to slop to stop reading newspaper.

2. Why do I miss? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet .you are very funny. And most f all. Because you are not texting me any more that’s why

3. When you are in love .you wish you were marned. When you are marned. You wish you were in love.

4. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too but if rain really makes all things beautiful. Why doesn’t it rain on you?

5. Whenever I hear people say something bad about you. Like when they say that you are not cute enough. I would always come to your defense and say “She’s trying to be one naman a!

6. I hate blackout. Never mind the air cone. Never mind TV and stereo. Never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting. That’s another point I hate blackout.

7. Every time I hold her hand. I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

8. The only people whom I grail “good morning” are those who are smart. Cute and malakas amg sex appeal. So. pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang saya’

9. Learn to appreciate art. “I told my girlfriend she said. “How could I appreciate you? Then?”

10. You’ve gol sex appeal. You’ve got style. You’ve got intelligence. And you’ve got class. You’ve got the face and you’ve got the body but I’ve got the wring number sorry ha.mai pala’

11. We hale others for imitating us. We are imitating by their allitude.

12. Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may wala ako sayo. Kung akalamo name miss kila at kung akala mo frend kila korek ka dyan!

13. I’m sure you were born in this world as acute baby now that you’re a grownup. I have one question what happened?

14. Someday you may lose your hair. You may lose your teeth. Your money and never lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose. Your good looks. Coz you can never lose what you don’t have.

15. I had dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angels are cute but mine is not. So lampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo they said “Balance of nature”

16. Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting have a nice while texting

17. How can you know if a person is cute? He or she has a poor memory. Second. Umm... I forgot

18. Our friendship means a lot to me. That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there’s only one life vest .i’ii... Uhm. Ah...Eh...I’m gonna miss you for sure!

19. Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag Naiinis ako! Kaya Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis akoi

20. Reporter; how dose it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: sad. Because I am not a billionaire.

21. I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can’t stop laughing hahahaha! Want to hear it. Burn more... Cute ka raw? Hahaha!

22. While walking down the street I heard an old man says “I’ve been in love with the same women for almost 50 years now.”I was touched until I heard him say “I wish she knew”

23. Bakit exciting any text? 1. Kais pwedeng magpacute and pang it. 2. Pwedeng single any married. 3. Sa text bida any sinungaling. 4. Sa text bistado any kuripot.

24. Smile is the secret to stay young and cuted naks.bakit ka nakangib?

25. What is the difference between an cute and feeling cute? Cuted is the one who sent this and feeling cuted is the one reading this he... He... He... Text mosa iba para ikaw naman any cute!

26. I may not be your PEPST choice of the new generation. I may not be your COKE. Only the real thing. Or you’re NIDO. World’s no I but I can be your REXONA won’t let you down.

27. I’m thinking u I want to be with u I am longing for u. I have a cruse on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u ikaw. Love mo and be any letter?

28. If u are alone. I’ii be your shadow if you want to cry. I’ii be your shoulder if you want a hug. I’ii be your pillow. If u need to be happy. I’ii be your smile. If you need money. Wait for your salary.

29. No matter how sad. No matter how sick. I feel better just thinking of you… but I’m happier each time! Send you a message coz I know I’ii be disturbing you!

30. If they say “good looks could kill” then please don’t look at me! A don’t want to see you die

31. Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows. There’s only one today and I wouldn’t let this day pass without saying this to you – you are inconceivable!

32. When I say good morning. It means I’m thinking of you. When I say take care. It means I care for you.

33. I saw some one at the mail. So cute. Smart looking. Simple. Elegant. And looks like a celebrity kanis paglapt KO naunlog ako. Salamin pala!